- "if they were gay it would ruin their character!1!!one!"
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daftlypunk:

BUT THAT CHARACTER CANT BE GAY

theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers
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official-plagueknight:

THIS IS MY AESTHETIC 

chomei:

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

court-is-in-session:

Best hack ever.

sephirona:

Thought I’d highlight the lovely, subtle lens flare that shows up when you look towards the sunset in Twilight Town.

sephirona:

Thought I’d highlight the lovely, subtle lens flare that shows up when you look towards the sunset in Twilight Town.

me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want